Ann Summers, Man Flu and Sam the Chav???

"I think I'm Coming!!!"

Not your standard phrase to call out when you're playing bingo, but when its bingo at your housemate's Ann Summers party, anything goes. More still, when you get all the numbers on your piece of paper, making the noise of an animal having an orgasm was enough to break the whole antarctic, not just the ice in your vodka. It was even better Helen got the full house first, the quietest of the group, best still, she had to try and fake an orgasm in the style of a rabbit. Priceless.

Last night's girlie night was fab, lots of talk about cocks and how if a man's penis could magically evolve to have two little vibrating bunny ears at the base, then no man on earth would have to worry about being unloved. Genius. Lots of purchases, lots of wine, lots of debate about which vibrator and swapping notes. The men of lincoln are lucky buggers with their girlfriend's purchases, lets hope Valentines day we are well appreciated! For all you unlucky ladies who missed out last night have no fear cos Andrea and I are hosting another party the tuesday after Easter holidays, the 25th April so write it in your diary!!

Now, as we're on the subject of men, Man Flu is going round. Fair enough they have colds and feel a bit rough, its the 'feeling sorry for myself' bit that what defines it as actual 'Man Flu'. What is it with boys when they have a cold, moan about it, yet when we try to suggest anything like Vitamin C, plenty of water and Beechams, they think we are the dumbest alive for coming up with such a thing?! Now, I have to mention that I have caught a cold off of Dixon from when I saw him yesterday. I am not feeling sorry for myself, instead I am drinking water and orange juice, got some vaporub and vaseline and I bet you anything I'll be dandy as a dodo tomorrow.

Now for this weeks survey, please feel free to comment and give your rating, after all, this is a interactive website.

Sam Foulger is a lovely lad who comes from Norwich. Born and Bred, he loves his hometown, obsessed by the football club and likes going to townie clube with his mates. Sam gets a lot of stick up here in Lincoln for looking a bit like a Chav. Now, I would never say he was a full blown one, but needless to say he doesnt help matters. Here is a picture and so please decide for yourself. A summary of results will follow soon. (Sorry Sam x)

Chav or No Chav?

(Not to sway things or anything, but the bracelet and goldie lookin chain are there, just not visible.)

In other news, I've started a 'wheres the best hot chocolate in Lincoln?' Results coming soon!!

A xxx